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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}
{"type":"general","setup":"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.","punchline":"I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!","id":47}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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Bopa is a town, arrondissement, and commune in the Mono Department of south-western Benin.The commune covers an area of 365 square kilometres and as of 2002 had a population of 70,268 people.
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