{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
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